Remember, remember...

Remember, remember the Fifth of November,

The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,

I know of no reason

Why the Gunpowder Treason

Should ever be forgot.

Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, t'was his intent

To blow up the King and Parli'ment.

Three-score barrels of powder below

To prove old England's overthrow;

By God's providence he was catch'd

With a dark lantern and burning match.

Holloa boys, holloa boys, let the bells ring.

Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!

Poetu' Garii de Nord

Poemul unui om care se trezeste intr-o dimineata si-si da seama ca e cam belita

"In odaia stramta,
Pe un pat diform,
Zac strivit in perne
De un pumn enorm."

-Asta e?
-Asta e.


Poemul unei fete pe care am intalnit-o in tramvaiul 44 si la care n-a mers vrajeala

"Surisul fetei din tramvai
M-a fermecat definitiv
Am inc-o drama la activ
Exact ca domnul Ion Susai."

- Cine-i domnul Ion Susai?
- Un prieten de-al meu, nu-l stii tu.